Wrangler Dani

Writer, editor, wife, adoptive mama and cowgirl living in beautiful Central Oregon.

Speaking of being flakey…

I’m flakey because I’m BUSY, OK?! Holy cow.

So today I ran from Job #1 to home where I was attempting to work on Job #3 until I have to leave for Job #2 in like 15 minutes. This jerk of a treetrimmer shows up at my door and is all, hey, is that your red Toyota?

Me: Yeah.

Jerk Treetrimmer: Uh, so could you move it? We’re trimming the tree above it.

Me: OK. Well, hey I’m in the middle of changing to go to work, can you trim it in a couple minutes after I leave?

JT: Well, I could fill your bed with branches. hahahaha.

Me: Heh.

JT: You’re just now going to work? I’ve been out here since 6 am!

Me: (putting on my shoes in the realization that he will not help me out) I work three jobs so don’t get too excited.

JT: Oh man you make me excited.

Me (internally) WTH? (outloud) Harumph.

I move my truck, JT nudges other JT and laughs, as I run back upstairs to finish putting on my atrocious horse-teacher get-up.

This is why I need to live in the country. I need freedom to run jerks off my doorstep with a shotgun.

4 comments found

  1. oh my gosh – good thing adam wasnt there – he most likely would have run them off the porch with a shotgun 🙂 heehee

  2. “This is why I need to live in the country. I need freedom to run jerks off my doorstep with a shotgun.” BAAAAAhahahaha…. and here I thought people moved to the country to can their own jam.

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