Food Network Star Recap, Episode One
So far our cast consists of Alicia, a former model who talks like she’s deaf and loves her midriff, a radio guy who says he can’t cook (seriously, what’s the point?) a tatted-up chef from Vegas who insists he’s not a bad boy, MIDDLE EASTERN woman (seriously, that’s all I know about her, because that’s the only way she describes herself) and a life coach who seems like she’s looking more for a husband than a career on the Food Network. The rest of the contestants are boring.
PLEASE tell me that other people are watching this, because I cannot wait to tear this up and really don’t want to just talk to myself over here.