Wrangler Dani

Hi horseys! I mean, hi kiddos! I mean, HI ADULTS! Wow, it’s nice to talk to someone who doesn’t have four hooves or who doesn’t need me for EVERYTHING.

So, anyway. Hi y’all. (Also, if you were just about to call for something you need, then read that last sentence and thought better of it, it’s OK. I’m recovered, and the Crazy Eyes are very nearly gone. So you can call me, is what I’m saying. Just don’t pose as a 10-year-old.)

I just finished taking my kiddos to a Horse Show, which was super fun and also made me want to sleep for the next 36 hours. (Pictures here! Yes, those are my little buckaroos grinning broadly with blue ribbons in hand. I AM SO PROUD.)

In other news, LOST is over, and we were here for the finale. (Which, incidentally, I thought was awesome and will probably be writing about later.. right now I’m eating SunChips and blabbing happily away, not so much the right setting for such a life-altering blog post.)

Also, my Megan just had a BOY today! Name TBD, but he already shows signs of Megan’s superior intellect and humor. Auntie Dani has plans to see him in June and plans to spoil him and his mommy into tiny pieces. Speaking of Auntie Dani, she apparently likes to get tipsy at little children’s parties. Bad form, Auntie. Can you hold it together, please? (To anybody who might worry… I wasn’t actually drunk. I just like to flail my beer bottle about as though I am. Oh, and Adam doesn’t really hate life, either. He does have nice arms, though, eh?)

Hot D and I also laid out yesterday. Yes, yesterday was Monday, no, don’t get too excited that we got to be pool-side, since both of us worked all weekend. But it was blissful. Sunshine, comfortable convos and of course much speculation over The Bachelorette premiere. I loved Ali, which means I will hate her by the third episode, ala Jillian and Jake.

OK, my little love ponies. I am off to check my newly-coronated Crock-Pot de Deliciouso Taco Meato and finish throwing away the junk mail that has accumulated on our office desk. Next I will vacuum in pearls.